Andrew Obaga, Kicheche Laikipia head guide, is sometimes referred to, only half-jokingly as Mr President, as his skills and leadership are almost without parallel. Last week he was only five hundred metres from headquarters when he found ten of his painted constituents. Thinking they may be floating voters, three male cheetahs fancied their chances at moving them on from their ward. Big error, this was never a marginal seat and did not need a Newsnight swingometer to say which way this would go.
The three felines were given an unceremonious kicking before retreating to solicit elsewhere. Nice work Andrew, you get my vote this week, a vote that may mean very little, much like millions of Zimbabwean ones. Although, if Mr Mugabe is actually getting the dead to rise from their graves to vote he must be pretty special.
Three cats, ten dogs ….. you know what’s coming … one vehicle.
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